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hi. it's theo. you don't have to read this fast. nobody is rushing you. you're shopping for capybara gifts, which means someone you care about has decided that capybaras are the answer to several of life's problems, and now you...
so apparently i'm a meme now. nobody asked me. nobody warned me. one minute i'm minding my business in the swamp, the next minute strangers on the internet are typing "on my puter" and treating it like a feeling, and...
hi, i'm xoxi the axolotl. pink, possibly chaotic, mostly soft. you searched my name. now we're doing this.
xoxi here. these are the only cute axolotl gifts worth wrapping. plushies, hoodies, patches, earrings, weird little extras. picked by an axolotl.
