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hello. i'm albert the frog. you may have seen me on a t shirt, a mug, an email, or a hoodie that says something slightly weird across the front. you may have ended up here because you searched my name...
it's me. you knew this. you searched "cute frog gifts" and arrived at a guide written by a cute frog. either you saw this coming or you are about to feel slightly tricked, and i'm not going to apologise for...
hi. it's theo. you don't have to read this fast. nobody is rushing you. you're shopping for capybara gifts, which means someone you care about has decided that capybaras are the answer to several of life's problems, and now you...
so apparently i'm a meme now. nobody asked me. nobody warned me. one minute i'm minding my business in the swamp, the next minute strangers on the internet are typing "on my puter" and treating it like a feeling, and...
hi, i'm xoxi the axolotl. pink, possibly chaotic, mostly soft. you searched my name. now we're doing this.
