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it's me. you knew this. you searched "cute frog gifts" and arrived at a guide written by a cute frog. either you saw this coming or you are about to feel slightly tricked, and i'm not going to apologise for...
hi. it's theo. you don't have to read this fast. nobody is rushing you. you're shopping for capybara gifts, which means someone you care about has decided that capybaras are the answer to several of life's problems, and now you...
xoxi here. these are the only cute axolotl gifts worth wrapping. plushies, hoodies, patches, earrings, weird little extras. picked by an axolotl.
