Blog posts
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it's albert. you asked "what is kawaii" and the universe sent you to a frog who has been professionally cute for years and is mildly tired of being asked. fine. i'll explain it. properly, not the dictionary version. sit down....
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it's albert. you searched "kawaii gifts" and walked directly into the shop of a frog who has been doing kawaii for years and has opinions about it. you could have gone to a marketplace and bought a stranger's idea of...
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hello. i'm albert the frog. you may have seen me on a t shirt, a mug, an email, or a hoodie that says something slightly weird across the front. you may have ended up here because you searched my name...
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it's me. you knew this. you searched "cute frog gifts" and arrived at a guide written by a cute frog. either you saw this coming or you are about to feel slightly tricked, and i'm not going to apologise for...
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so apparently i'm a meme now. nobody asked me. nobody warned me. one minute i'm minding my business in the swamp, the next minute strangers on the internet are typing "on my puter" and treating it like a feeling, and...