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hi. theo here. the capybara. you searched "emotional support plush" and you landed on a page written by a capybara. i'm not going to pretend that's a coincidence. you needed a soft thing. here i am, being soft about it....
it's me. you knew this. you searched "cute frog gifts" and arrived at a guide written by a cute frog. either you saw this coming or you are about to feel slightly tricked, and i'm not going to apologise for...
xoxi here. these are the only cute axolotl gifts worth wrapping. plushies, hoodies, patches, earrings, weird little extras. picked by an axolotl.
